Month: November 2023
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Pajamas and Casual Work
What are your two favorite things to wear? My most favorite outfit is pajamas. If I was making so much money off my art (and my writing) that i never had to leave the house I would wear pajamas all day, shower at night, and put on a clean pair of pajamas for bed. But…
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Distillation
What technology would you be better off without, why? People have been experimenting and perfecting distillation throughout history. I have been sober for a little over a week and would really be better off if people weren’t so ingenious about distilling sugar. Alcohol is going to kill me if I don’t keep it out of…
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Pet Peeves
Name your top three pet peeves. My three pet peeves are repetition, repetition, and repetition. Just kidding. My biggest pet peeve is bureaucracy. People don’t need a ten page Terms of Service. We do not need a packet of paperwork every time we get a medication refill. We don’t need an owners manual for TVs…
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A Heretical Short Story
I wrote a story about Jesus. It’s 1000 words long. I am better at heresy than writing. Now I just have to find a way to get it published.
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Naming Names
Who are your current most favorite people? I usually try to keep people’s names off my blog to protect the identities of the innocent, but this question makes that difficult. My wife Stephanie is my favorite person. After that comes my best friend Jim who hangs out with me at home and helps with the…
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Martyrs
It is far easier to kill or die for what you believe than it is to live for it and let others live for what they believe. In some ways I consider my life so far to be more successful than Joseph Smith’s, Mohamed’s, and even Jesus Christ’s. I have not asked anyone to kill…
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Our Cat
What are your favorite animals? I am not good with animals. I never have been. I just don’t have animal ken in my repertoire. The sole exception to that has been our current cat Magic. She’s adorable and we get along very well. Granted I don’t speak kitty, and that makes a little trouble in…