Latter Day Sinner

I used to live down the street from Mr. Ryan. Many years ago when he was running for his second term in the US House of Representatives, I had a friend that was running against him as an independent. There was a debate between the four men in the race at our community college. I showed up to that to support my friend. Afterwards I went up to shake Mr. Ryan’s hand because that is what politicians are supposed to do. He would not shake my hand because he said he had diarrhea and might be contagious. To this day I associate Paul Ryan with diarrhea.