Authoritative Thinking

On what subject(s) are you an authority?

There are many subjects that I can address in objective ways and sometimes I can do so better than others for their benefit. But there is only one subject on which I am the absolute authority. I am the best person to ask about my weird opinions. If you read something about me that someone else wrote, they will very likely miss my point of view on the matter. The only one I can speak for is myself, and I do in fact speak for myself because I’m awesome that way.