What bothers you and why?
It bothers me when I am not getting attention. I like attention. I crave attention. It’s probably an overstatement that I want to be the center of the universe, but I’m not so who knows. Gazillions of adoring sentient life forms would be fun to try. An alien species sends their prettiest female to ask me how to run their disability programs just because. So why does it bother me when I don’t get attention? It bothers me because I’m weird and awesome, and more sentient life forms should acknowledge that.
Latter Day Sinner 