What are your future travel plans?
The first thing I thought of was Dante’s Inferno. A trip to the Celestial Kingdom would be enlightening. Then Terrestrial, then telestial, and finally tie a long heavenly rope to me and cast me in Outer Darkness just long enough to get a real sense of the place and pull me back. That would be quite a trip and it could happen in the space between time so I would be back before anything bad happens here.
Latter Day Sinner 