Latter Day Sinner

Since alternate universes can range from horrid, to weird, to awesome, I think I will pick an awesome one. In my awesome alternate life I am the center of the universe. All the mathematical models of people, planets, and stars revolving around me are simple and aesthetically pleasing. My needs are all met because the whole universe has to come to me for purpose and direction. Things flow around me and I am immovable. I would also be able to observe the entire universe instantaneously because my perception is absolute. The only downside is that I would have no companions only honorable enemies and adoring fans.