Latter Day Sinner

I consider myself a judgmental person. Once I get to know someone my guard will sometimes come down a little. The longer I know someone the more pronounced that effect becomes. But I judge strangers from their first word. I met Paul Ryan once. I went up to shake his hand and he declined. He said he had diarrhea. I will forever associate him with that word. I had a friend who would tell people that got uppity that (and I quote), “You think you’re hot shit in a champagne glass, but all you are is cold diarrhea in a Dixie Cup.” When I was a kid and long before I was given an Asperger’s diagnosis I would sometimes repeat things from media over and over. In our kids we call it scripting. My mom called it “diarrhea of the mouth.” It’s a very judgmental word with me. You should know that if I am trying to disengage and you won’t let me this might be what is going through my mind.