Latter Day Sinner

Stephanie has a spray bottle of olive oil. The label says that olive oil is the only thing in the bottle. The warning says not to spray near heat or open flames, but I mean isn’t that the whole point. It also warns not to spray pressurized olive oil into your eyes. I worry that humanity is not going to make it. It’s like the warning on pizza boxes: Remove from box before eating. I imagine archeologists finding this stuff in a thousand years and laughing at how advanced we thought we were. Somebody is smarter than that. I have a super computer in the palm of my hand and you probably do too. Not all of us are smarter than that though. I am reminded of George Carlin’s warning to beware of stupid people in large groups. Heaven help us.