Latter Day Sinner

Yesterday I saw a video of a $20,000 Nosferatu sarcophagus. This morning I dreamed about a D&D quest to recover it. It started out with me searching for it with an army of goblins. We were crossing snowy mountains with steep slopes. The goblins all started sliding down in a valley which woke a frost troll. As I tried to find my way down I watched my little army surround the troll and pelt it with arrows. By the time I got to the valley the troll was dead and there were dead goblins and stray arrows everywhere. The remainder of the goblins and I met up with the rest of my human party who had found the sarcophagus and were trying to push it back to town. The cleric and I were a little behind the guys pushing and I tried to kiss her. She wasn’t having it because she didn’t want to fall behind. We finally made it to a port city with our prize. The guards were rude to the party and especially the goblins and would only let the humans in. The city was made of marble and everyone was dressed in fine clothes. Then Jesus was there but he looked like Wimpy from the old Popeye cartoons. And then I woke up and started my day.