First Amendment Football

I had a dream that I was working with a football team. The coach didn’t want me there. He told me my weird ideas weren’t welcome on his field. I warned him that it was against my First Amendment rights to deny me a position in a government program because of my unrelated activism. I threatened him with jail. He laughed in my face. Then he said he’d just have to ask the sheriff if he was getting arrested. The sheriff started rattling off a bunch of First Amendment cases that went to the Supreme Court and the activist won. The coach stopped laughing and told me to do the job I was hired to do without interfering with the athletes. Then I woke up.