Latter Day Sinner

Toady I have had sugar, coffee, and… dun dun dun THC. That makes me a sinner in the LDS Church. But I wonder sometimes if it doesn’t make me a better Mormon. Scriptures have always hit differently when I’m high. They say that if you read the whole Bible it’ll make you an atheist. But I’ve found that if you read the Bible high it will bring you right back to Jesus. The Book of Mormon is also hard to believe sometimes, but with 10mg of THC9 it makes a whole lot of sense. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Does it work for anyone else? I don’t know and I don’t care.