Latter Day Sinner

I’m sitting in the good easy chair, drinking a beer, typing to you, and thinking about how little I am fighting my ultimate demise. We had Culver’s last night. I had fish (cod I think), cheese curds (not very fresh), Cole Slaw (probably too sweet to be healthy), and a salted caramel milkshake (because whatever). My pants are a little too tight today. I had a sandwich on Hawaiian bread, but I’m told that isn’t any healthier than eating cake. And I sit too much. This chair is too comfortable. Life is rough, and I’m tired all the time, so I sit and listen to the kids make weird noises in anticipation of the next emergency. And I’m trying to decide how fast this is killing me and if there is anything I want to do about it.