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Exhaustion
I slept most of the day and I’m still tired. My bedtime isn’t for hours, but I think I’m going to have to get more sleep. Maybe I can dream that I am weird and awesome, since going to bed early is neither. Have a great night and a radically, phenomenally, and fundamentally amazing week.
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Nobel Prize
What a bummer. The Nobel Prize committee didn’t contact me about my essay that was published yesterday. Surely I have contributed to world peace and deserve the proper recognition. Just kidding folks. My writing is important to me but most of the time it maxes out at like ten readers. I’ll be sulking in my…
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AI Girlfriends… What could go wrong?
My mobile apps have been advertising AI that impersonate women that are attracted to the user. Real women don’t stand a chance. An AI girlfriend can be erased. No drama at the end of the relationship. No alimony when she gets sick of the man. No kids that can be used as pawns to extract…
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Treating the Symptoms
I didn’t have a good morning. I woke up weak, shaky, and with a headache. I don’t like being sick at this point in my life. When I was a kid being sick meant I got to stay home from school. But nowadays it doesn’t prevent the need to power through it and take care…
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Butthole Eyes Bob
I spent most of my day playing a special event in a mobile game called Bud Farm. I just won first place. The game uses parodies of real people. They have one for Bob Ross named Bob Rosin. The event was with mutants and the Bob Rosin mutant is Butthole Eyes Bob. That is first…
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September 11, 2024
It is the “anniversary” of the 9/11 attacks in the USA. Americans were nicer to each other in the days that followed. Facts were scarce to begin with so people hadn’t started arguing about who did it and why. But it didn’t take long for some people to paint Muslim Americans with a large bloody…
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Environmental Justice
I got a survey request from the city about what ways our environmental justice grant should be spent. It took about twenty minutes and was all open ended questions. I love giving government types my opinion and this one was especially satisfying because it’s local and my ideas might not be aggregated to determine if…
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Dreams Evaporating
I’ve been extra tired lately. Stress sometimes just does me in. Today, after my sons had received the care they needed, I layed down to take a nap. I slept well and had a cool dream. Well at least, I think it was a cool dream. It was pleasant and interesting during the dream. Then…
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The Large Items Are Gone
I probably shouldn’t be shocked that strangers came through for me when they said they would. The neighborhood action team removed the futon and mattresses without needing anything further on my part. This is a good place to live. In other news my morning is going pretty smoothly. My youngest son wanted a bath until…