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Nobel Prize
What a bummer. The Nobel Prize committee didn’t contact me about my essay that was published yesterday. Surely I have contributed to world peace and deserve the proper recognition. Just kidding folks. My writing is important to me but most of the time it maxes out at like ten readers. I’ll be sulking in my…
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Two Great Prophets
For the first time ever I have an essay the I wrote published by a ezine. Two Great Prophets is live. Thank you for your continued support in my efforts for sanctification. Now click the link and read the essay.
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Cooking Tonight
I used to really like cooking. For a long time the best meals I could get were the ones I made myself. Restaurants are expensive. Generally they make better food than I do, but when I’ve been broke I have been able to make decent food. Stephanie buys bags of frozen and refrigerated meat. Chicken…
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AI Girlfriends… What could go wrong?
My mobile apps have been advertising AI that impersonate women that are attracted to the user. Real women don’t stand a chance. An AI girlfriend can be erased. No drama at the end of the relationship. No alimony when she gets sick of the man. No kids that can be used as pawns to extract…
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Space Walk
When the boys were teenagers we got a big crash pillow called Space Walk. It had a blue velvet pillow case. Inside that was a waterproof pillow liner. Inside of that were big yellow foam cubes. Today was the day that Stephanie and I decided that Space Walk had outlived its usefulness. So I took…
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Treating the Symptoms
I didn’t have a good morning. I woke up weak, shaky, and with a headache. I don’t like being sick at this point in my life. When I was a kid being sick meant I got to stay home from school. But nowadays it doesn’t prevent the need to power through it and take care…
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Butthole Eyes Bob
I spent most of my day playing a special event in a mobile game called Bud Farm. I just won first place. The game uses parodies of real people. They have one for Bob Ross named Bob Rosin. The event was with mutants and the Bob Rosin mutant is Butthole Eyes Bob. That is first…
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Adulting is Difficult
Adulting is difficult Doing it every day is worse I wanted to be with the grown ups When I was little . Adulting is difficult This is not as advertised So many things big people do That we don’t want to do . Adulting is difficult What to wear and what to eat It’s all…
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Stephanie Day Off
Stephanie and I have agreed that she needs at least one day off a week from taking care of the children. Saturdays are her day off and my day to do all the supportive home care. It’s still a pretty typical day for the kids. My youngest wanted a bath first thing in the morning.…