Latter Day Sinner

We ration soda in the house. We have convinced Ben that if he wants a can he has to wait in his room until I can talk to the soda fairy. At about two in the morning he came into my room and said, “Soda Fairy, please.” I told him he had to wait until morning and gave him an extra couple of sleep pills. About five hours later after the sun had come up he came in to wake me up and ask again. He got his soda, drank it, and went back to bed. So I went back to bed too.