Tag: humor
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Humoring Trolls
I shouldn’t feed trolls on the internet. I shouldn’t give them the time of day. I shouldn’t humor them. But I’m also not afraid of anonymous accounts on the internet. People who hide behind fake names to bully and badger others are contemptible and sad. It’s my pity for the internet troll that makes it…
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Nobel Prize
What a bummer. The Nobel Prize committee didn’t contact me about my essay that was published yesterday. Surely I have contributed to world peace and deserve the proper recognition. Just kidding folks. My writing is important to me but most of the time it maxes out at like ten readers. I’ll be sulking in my…
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What makes me laugh.
What makes you laugh? Nowadays it’s usually memes or real life that should be memes. Whether it’s a polite chuckle, a laugh out loud, a roll on the floor laughing my ass off, or even just the haha emoji; little bursts of humor are greatly appreciated. The same goes for internet comic pages. All I…
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A Homeless Man’s Chorizo
My homeless friend is visiting this afternoon. He brought a package of chorizo and I’m sharing some tortillas with him. He has a strong spirit if a bit weird. He thinks it’s The Spirit. I’m not so sure. We talk and he talks about trying to cast out his ex-wife’s demons but he is convinced…
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A Huge Fan
I have a huge fan. Sadly it’s not the kind of fan that writes me love letters or puts money in my PayPal. It’s a fan in the ceiling of the second floor which draws hot air up and out. When it gets cool in the evening we can open windows and it sucks the…
Latter Day Sinner 