Tag: kidding
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Sick Day
Just kidding. I don’t get sick days. I am on call for the boys 24/7 regardless of whether I’m feeling lousy. I got some extra sleep but my mouth is still cooked and my nose is still running. I am not in good health today. Hopefully I can get some more sleep tonight and wake…
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Nobel Prize
What a bummer. The Nobel Prize committee didn’t contact me about my essay that was published yesterday. Surely I have contributed to world peace and deserve the proper recognition. Just kidding folks. My writing is important to me but most of the time it maxes out at like ten readers. I’ll be sulking in my…
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Kid at Heart
What does it mean to be a kid at heart? I don’t think I’m really in much of a position to tell people what it’s like to be a kid. Some of my earliest memories are hanging out with the adults, having adult conversations, and being told how grown up I was. I hid in…