Tag: please

• The Soda Fairy at 2 am

  We ration soda in the house. We have convinced Ben that if he wants a can he has to wait in his room until I can talk to the soda fairy. At about two in the morning he came into my room and said, “Soda Fairy, please.” I told him he had to wait until…

  Mark

  July 20, 2025

  rant

  bed, morning, pills, please, ration, soda, soda fairy

• Diaper and Bath, Please

  I’ve been up for about an hour. It’s earlier than I wanted to be, but my youngest wanted a diaper and bath. I can’t just leave him in a bath and go back to sleep for obvious reasons. So I got up, got him in the tub, and am drinking a Dr. Pepper Cream Soda.…

  Mark

  April 21, 2023

  Uncategorized

  baths, caffeine, choice, computer, diapers, Dr. Pepper, kids, pain, please, reflux, work