Tag: Shut up

• He Lives in our Heads

  I just told Stephanie to shut up about Donald Trump. He is living in both our heads. He’s just a bum. He’s not a god. He is not a demon. Presidents are supposed to go away. I really hope on January 20th, 2029 he goes away. Back to real estate. Maybe he’ll find Jesus. Jesus…

  Mark

  March 24, 2026

  collaboration, rant

  Allah, Donald Trump, go away, gods, Jesus, Shut up, Stephanie

• Machzu

  When I was five or six our family had a dog. I don’t remember the dog’s actual name. I remember my mom yelling “Machzu” at it. I was vaguely aware that it was supposed to be German. I am convinced that she was butchering “Mach deinen mund zu” which translates as “Shut up.” the dog’s…

  Mark

  February 12, 2026

  collaboration, rant

  awesome, cat, dog, Machzu, magic, Shut up, weird