Latter Day Sinner

Today is garbage and recycling day. Every week I have to get a week’s worth of poop out of the house into the bins. Today our diaper can had maggots on the lid. A lot of maggots. I was not about to play around with that. I took a bottle of bleach and poured it onto the offending larvae. I wiped off the dead and did it again. Then I poured some bleach into the bottom of the can for good measure. That came out black when I rinsed. I have zero sense of smell, but I know bleach vapors are dangerous to children and small animals, so when all the disgusting stuff was out of the house, I opened up windows and doors and turned on the house fan. My life is always an adventure. Stay Weird, Stay Awesome, or Stay Away.