Tag: pee

• Public Speaking

  I could never be a public speaker. I drink too much and I pee too much. I have my greatest thoughts in front of the toilet. For instance today I thought, “I stand with the proclamation by Joseph Smith Jr. that ‘The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book and a man…

  Mark

  April 17, 2026

  rant, witness

  Book of Mormon, God, Joseph Smith Jr, pee, precepts, public speaking, toilet

• Diaper Please

  What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? I usually wake up to that request. I also sometimes hear light bulb please and chicken nuggets please. That is a typical morning. Sometimes I pee first. When my adult autistic son is satisfied I usually crawl back into bed.…

  Mark

  April 1, 2024

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  awesome, bed, chicken nuggets, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1895, diaper, lightbulb, materialism, morning, pee, phone, sleep