Tag: toilet

• Public Speaking

  I could never be a public speaker. I drink too much and I pee too much. I have my greatest thoughts in front of the toilet. For instance today I thought, “I stand with the proclamation by Joseph Smith Jr. that ‘The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book and a man…

  Mark

  April 17, 2026

  rant, witness

  Book of Mormon, God, Joseph Smith Jr, pee, precepts, public speaking, toilet

• Cat Litter

  I’ve been putting off changing the litter in the three litter boxes. I did that today. I got all the way out to the garbage bin before one of the bags broke. I really need to be more proactive about this job. It gets grosser the longer I put it off. But it’s done for…

  Mark

  June 27, 2025

  rant

  cat litter, Cosmos, Ether, gross, magic, proactive, toilet